Ancient alien theorists say aliens helped the union win the civil war.
Aliens have been guiding the USA since the Rev. War.
The aliens gave Lincoln a vision of his death
The aliens helped the Union beat Lee by appearing as a vision of Washington and guided them away from certain death.
Scott needs to become an Ancient alien theorist because the shit they got is way better than Scotty’s.
I think I am going to hide my sack, take a picture of the junk. Then I am going to try to do the online fundraiser thing.
I will paint some golf balls silver and try to get crowd funding for my new bionic balls. My after picture will be my balls in the picture again. Should be good for 10K or so. You can
hit them, nothing. You can kick them, nothing. You could play a musical number before you do it, guaranteed to put her, or him, in the mood.
I bring it up to you because I need someone to do the “after” demonstration, and I will cut you in for 5% of whatever I get.
I think the ball idea is a good one and it might work out a little better if we get some help from the aliens.
I only want the stuff from the ancient alien theorist dude with the hair that looks there was a squirrel orgy in it.
Good idea though. I could put a LED or two on the balls. You still have those ice cube things I gave you?
I’m already using them on my balls
If you are in on the partnership I need you to make sure your ball hair is long enough to hide a LED or two.
I say “But I shave my balls!!!”
Where wld the LEDs go? It doesn’t seem practical.
I say “I will have to go back to the drawing board now. Or at the very least… Stop shaving.”
You are putting too much thought for only 5%. I will bump it up to 8.5%. But I will not be touching them
I say “Ok, deal.”
I kind of got grossed out for a second. I thought why would John shave his balls when he is such a hairy mf.
Then a picture popped in my mind of Bigfoot with his groin shaved…wearing shape-ups of course.
I say “They make my butt look good!”
Don’t know, don’t look at a lot of dude’s asses. I am homophobic don’t you know. Uffda
I say “I do know that.”
Heels would probably make my legs look good, but it doesn’t mean I should go buy a pair.
Wiser words have never been spoken. “If you cannot get hired for a job you work for free, you should give up.”
So…do you ever have one if those moments where you just got done celebrating your first win of the season?
Just enough of a buzz to elevate your usual dark mood?
Then you finish up some work, log into email, see an Alpha All from you good friend with the same wicked cool sense of humor.
Of course you have to respond with something cleverly sarcastic. (Sic) you know the reference.
Then you are watching Dudley Moore and the legendary Daryl Hannah the the cinematic masterpiece, Crazy People…and you think OH FUCK, did I just reply all?
I wittingly reply “The Freak – It will fuck you up for life!!!”
I shit you not kemosabe, I think I gave myself a heart attack.
Obviously I am not as cleverly sarcastic as I thought I was.
Fucking Dudley Moore and his asesome action d…awesome acting distracting me.
In case you didn’t know, kemosabe doesn’t come up as a word in autocorrect. What’s up with that?
…check you email for the rest of that bit. I put a lot if thought into finding just the right one.
Sorry couldn’t figure out how to chop up the video for just the joke part.
I cannot lie, it was the first one that come up in the search.
If it wld have bn Carrot Top, Hilary Clinton and James Franco,
I wild have sent it. Remember though, it’s the thought that counts.